Spotted a quite peculiar spam message today when I opened my spambox out of absolute boredom and procrastination. Thought I’d share it.<\/p>\n
Hello, Daniel<\/p>\n
Well, I’ve finally gathered all my braveness to write to you.. Even though
\nyou should know how hard it is to write a letter to a Stranger, whom you’ve
\nnever seen before and whom you don’t know at all, but I truly believe that
\nin this case, my perspective acquaintance with You is more than enough for
\nan excuse:)<\/p>\nTruly speaking, I have thought in the past of such an option, to meet
\nsomeone through the letter, but I wasn’t brave enough for this. I guess, I
\nam still not brave enough, but my wish to be happy and to be loved is
\noverfilling my heart and head. I am not a complicated person, nor simple.
\nI am an individual, that’s for sure. I don’t know what your character is
\nand how you look like, most important is that I am not going to change you.
\nI want to like you as you are and just be happy. I can answer to you at
\naffiliate link removed<\/em> and will be happy if our relations continue.<\/p>\nSee you<\/p>\n
Marinochka<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Dear Marinochka,<\/p>\n
How brave a person must thy be, for behold ye has sent a man as I such a daring yet good-hearted message. Well-meant compliments I giveth thou for thine cunning control of the English language. However, I sayeth to you, the brave woman who hath no fear to make display of her being a quean<\/a>, that although most flattered I am, no interest arises in me as response to your grand act of courageousness.<\/p>\n
Quite the individual thou must be indeed, but my fear of one’s potential motivation to change me takes control of me. Thou sayeth that thou shalt not change me, although thou hath yet changed me since now I speaketh in the poorest of Old English for no reason which hath apparence.<\/p>\n
Good luck with your wish. You silly cunt.<\/p>\n
Love,
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